God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell. "I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on." "I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."
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Benedict says, "that's too bad, I spoke to Satan and he said he'd do everything he can to help Germany win." The game starts, and Francis says, "is that referee Italian?" Benedict says, "Yep. Hail Satan."
The ref and me both shook our heads laughing. At the team meal Sunday night, a mushroom was thrown at another teammate. He said, "Look at you, tryna be a fungi!" Greg followed on with, "I didn't think there was mushroom for that joke." During the walk home, Greg walked on ahead while 3 of us dawdled.
God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell. “I know for a fact we are gonna win,” said God. “We have all the best players up here: Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on.”. “I wouldn’t count on that, God,” said Satan. “You see, down here, we have all the referees.”.
A: They can't string three "Ws" together. I play in the over-40 basketball league. We don't have jump balls. The ref just puts the ball on the floor and whoever can bend over and pick it up gets possession. Basketball is America's favorite "running" sport. Number two is avoiding child support payments.
Abe Lemons. (1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach. Basketball Sports Referees. I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees. Jonathan Davies. Welsh rugby player. Sports Referees Rugby.
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Hilarious Basketball Puns And Jokes. 1. why is the thief so good at basketball? – because he can shoot, steal, and run. 2. Why do basketball players like cookies? – Because they can dunk them!. 3. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? – Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.
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