A man found a tennis ball while out jogging and put it in his pocket to give his dog back home... As he stopped to wait at the traffic lights, a woman next to him couldn't help but notice the large bulge in his trouser pocket.
The tennis ball. 9. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, “Love” means nothing. 10. Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse! 11.What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream? “I’d like a soft serve, please!” 12. What do you serve but not eat? A tennis ball. 13. Why is tennis a noisy game?
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Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my huge racket out of my bag? "If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in "Love" Do you want to hit my balls with your "RACK"et. If we went out, I think it would forever be Love-Love Tennis anyone? I definitely got the balls to be playing with you!
Tennis Ball. From Matt, age 17, Rocky River, Ohio. What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
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A new tennis player goes to the library and asks for books about aces. “No way”, says the librarian, “you won’t return them”. Was in a shop recently, I pressed the bell that said Service. I got hit in the face with a tennis ball. Imagine what the Chuckle Brothers would say to each other during a game of tennis.
A: Tennis, because they’re such great servers. Q: How can you tell if your tennis opponent doesn’t like your serve? A: They keep returning it. Q: Why didn’t the tennis player change the light bulb? A: He refused to admit it was out! Q: What was the celebrity tennis player’s favorite city? A: Volleywood! Q: Which tennis tournament never closes? A: The U.S. OPEN.
To them, "Love" means nothing. I would so like to be Lenny Kravitz. Roger Federer. I wore that to a sixth-grade dance. Robby Ginepri on Vince Spadea's outfit in Miami. I listen to him most of the time, some of the time I switch off. Andy Murray on coach Brad Gilbert.